They have some bitch in admin going through all of our accounts and verifying employment. I’m sure the ones she is able to verify will be moved to garn_house simply because some idiot made one fucking phone call.
It’s interesting that they act like they have no time to honor our requests yet they can assign a girl to randomly go through accounts and make phone calls.
Why am I even here? Why do they continue to keep me on staff when it’s been made clear that my role here is useless. They can simply pay for information and garnish people. Just fire me already so I can get the fuck out of here. Please just fire me otherwise I will stay here until I kill myself.
My friend baked me a cake. A chocolate, cannoli filled, scrumptious cake. Yes, the frosting is a little wonky. Its an ugly duckling cake. And so delicious.
About a month ago she brought in this beast’s mother and made me gush for hours about her mad skillz. I forced forkfuls of this magic confection down the throats of my cubicle neighbors until the entire office was lulled into a sweet sugar coma.
She foiled my big plans for not eating about a ton of sugar this weekend. But what are you gonna do when you friend tells you she baked you a cake simply because she loves you?!? You can’t tell me because there are no words, just bites.
Peanut M&Ms and Coke combined tastes like ginger.
I’m not trying to step on any toes, and I will be the first to say: I AM NOT A HOMOPHOBE. My mom watches Ellen AND Will & Grace. However, as an educated christian conservative, I feel it is my duty to enlighten the people of the internet on why an EDUCATED PROFESSIONAL does not believe in gay marriage. Reason one: marriage has historically been between one man and one woman. Throughout history, in every culture, it has been the same for years. Up until recently, homosexuality was non-existent. Homosexuality is a recent phenomenon brought over at about the time of slavery (not saying it is a related, but it makes you think.) Speaking of that, reason two: gay marriage will spread the AIDS. The AIDS is a rapidly forming infection that is VERY EASILY transmitted during homo-sex. The AIDS is deadly, I know I don’t want my future children to be infected, so I stand proud as a non-supporter. Think of the kids! The future of America! Reason 3: gay marriage encourages homo-sex. The beauty of discouraging gay marriage is that it has been PROVEN (in multiple studies) to prevent homosexuals from having sex. The logic is: ”If I can’t get married, I obviously am not gay, therefore I will not have homo-sex.” It is basic psychology, ask any psychologist. Reason four: Okay, I know the libbers like Ellen like to make fun of this one, but it is fact. It is a slippery slope, folks (and no, I am not talking about lesdyke sex..lol) If we allow two men and two men to get married, who is to say it can’t be 50 men and a 13-year-old white girl? Who is to say it won’t be 2 guys, a girl, and a pizza place? This is a valid argument, because it is valid. I don’t want to bring God too much into this, because I am giving an educated response from a scientific POV (that is “point of view”), however, the good book said it itself when it proclaimed ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE. I don’t mean to offend anyone here, I just needed to get this off my chest and say my piece.Best: “This is a vaild argument, because it is valid.” Also, I was looking through the notes for a quick laugh before Photography class and I totally got it… seriously, just read some of the reblogs. Hilarious.
This is such a great argument FOR gay marriage. To prevent breeders like this from popping out more retards to yap continuously.
mmm poetry
